Tuesday, January 20, 2009

It is the retrenchment

today there will be an announcement
while everybody filled with excitement
waiting for the moment
till HR say it is the retrenchment


There will not be argument
There will not be judgment
Its only all about management
hey, it is the retrenchment


Ladies and gentlemen
cool down, listen to our arrangement
you might be relocate to other department
else you will know whose your replacement
but u know, it is the retrenchment

6 Comments:

Blogger Kiran said...

Good one Lai .. your poems are getting better and more relevant each day!

January 20, 2009 at 6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update version 1.1

All you said is retrenchment,
But everyone is expecting some increment,
Recession can be avoided says the Gomen,
Guess I will know after the Retrenchment

January 20, 2009 at 7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still hope its increment rather than retrenchment,
Somehow I want to believe the government,
If destiny for me is retrenchment,
Next month how to pay car and house installment?

Boss say no such thing as retrenchment
Believe or not, he sounds like Government,
Those retrenched will feel like used musical instrument
And may have to make a living selling undergarments.

Wonder hows life after retrenchment,
From penthouse move to car basement,
Guess that time it would be my judgement,
For treating 'nice' sales ppl like X-men.

January 20, 2009 at 7:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure "Anonymous" is none other than Chew.

January 20, 2009 at 9:09 PM  
Blogger laichinlun said...

Yesterday we r laughing
Today we r sobbing
coz they are retrenching
As the economy is dying

January 21, 2009 at 7:55 AM  
Blogger aL said...

so, were u retrenched?
or transferred to another trench?
it's hard to be content
since there's no UP on the cents...

how, my attempt ok boh!

February 5, 2009 at 11:48 PM  

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